But to the question, well, we have dealt with this 'what do gay men wear' issue before, having settled on the fact that they are all innately super-stylish, make fabulously bitchy comments to their sex-starved female friends and are all hairdressers or decorators (or ruling the world by sneaking into politics or the film industry.) Now, nowhere in this list does the word 'Hawaiian' appear (anyway, gay men only holiday in San Francisco, where they hang out with Armistead Maupin).Īs for big, fat party animals, yes, that is possible, but only if you insist on keeping all your cultural references locked safely in the 1970s. And a Black Berry! Chauncey, if I may, your sign-off just gets better and better.
Is this true and, if it is, as I am neither fat nor a party animal, does it mean I'm gay?Ĭhauncey Q Monkhouse, 'from my Black Berry' I've heard that only two kinds of men wear Hawaiian shirts - gay men and big, fat party animals.
